#~my thoughts~

[abundance-of-fic-reblogs]

I need Ridley Scott to release that 4 hour version of Gladiator 2 he talked about because where are these scenes at 😭 I need to see them

[1-800-jewon]

Saej’s Bday Event!!

So my birthday is coming soon and I decided…… I’m going to do an event in the span of 26 days!! So ‘til the day my birthday comes, I’m gonna write a small fic for each of my moots to give back to them for being such good friends!

Here’s how it’s gonna go, I have some fics lined up to write and whoever picks the fic, gets the fic dedicated to them. But there’s a catch, you won’t know who the idol is, only the fic name which will be based on songs. If you get an underrated idol, that’s who you get, if you get a popular one, you get that too. Here’s the list.

Take a Slice. @prince-jjae.

Opportunities(Let’s make lots of money). -@soobabby

Material Girl. -@g0r3wh0rre.

Teenagers. -@literallylivvy.

Espresso. -@hyukascampfire.

Dear Future Husband. -@dawngyu.

Treat You Better. -@xylatox.

Back for More. -@xxtyongfs.

Boy with Luv. -@beomiracles.

Baby Don’t Stop. -@jenoslutie.

Let me In(20 Cube). -@biteyoubiteme.

Scientist. -@luvsicktyun.

So, whoever comments first on here gets to pick a fic. That’s it. Plus these are gonna be small so that they’re easier to finish and read.

P.S. I feel like Serene always get priority tagging, everyone including myself tags her first.

Taglist: @beomiracles, @yunverie, @g0r3wh0rre, @dawngyu, @literallylivvy, @biteyoubiteme, @hyukascampfire, @gyu-tori, @xxtyongfs, @xylatox, @prince-jjae, @luvsicktyun, @jjunbug, @jenoslutie, @farewelldevil These are the only ones I see active…….

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[and-fishing-equipment]

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

[flamboyantly-understated]

maybe this is just me idk

[kuntniss]

actually that no punctuation plot hole ooc wattpad fanfic written by that 12 year old will ALWAYS be better than character ai. and i love that 12 year old btw

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[abundance-of-fic-reblogs]

I feel like it would be inevitable if either Geta or Caracalla had a wife that they would end up sharing her.

I can't remember where I read this (maybe the script?) but it said that Geta and Caracalla share concubines and have sex with them in the same room as each other. So I would say that it's not too hard to believe that they would share their wife with the other or just lack any sense of boundaries with their brother's spouse.

You can't really have one brother without the other. If you marry one you're gonna be spending a lot of time with the other whether you want to or not. I don't think there's any way you can prevent yourself from getting pulled into the codependent mess they got going on with each other if you were married to one of them.

If you're married to Geta, you're gonna be around Caracalla a lot and probably having to help Geta keep him under control. If you're married to Caracalla, you're gonna be around Geta a lot and probably having to seek help from him every now and then when Caracalla's moods become unmanageable. They straight up do everything together so if you dislike one brother it's gonna make things awkward for you because you're never going to be able to avoid him.

Even if they were not sharing you sexually, I think there would be an intense emotional intimacy situation going on with the brother you're not married to simply because of the time spent with them.

Geta isn't really shown to have issues with having to share with Caracalla (maybe that's because Geta is the one more in charge) so I think sharing his spouse with his brother would come more naturally to him. While Caracalla has some occasional inferiority issues so he may be a bit more hesitant but that literally only really depends on his mood I think. When he's normal I could see him being fine with it but when he's in one of his moods he would likely throw a fit about having to share everything, even his own wife, with Geta. It might cause an even bigger tantrum if he thinks you like Geta more than him which will probably happen because his mind is gonna make stuff up. And considering he has memory problems, he may even forget sometimes that he agreed to this arrangement and think you're having an affair with his brother lol.

Whichever brother you're married to is gonna be greedy for your attention and will get jealous if they feel like you're giving it more to the other one. Even if sharing with Caracalla comes more naturally to Geta that doesn't mean he won't ever get mad if he feels like you're spending too much time with Caracalla instead of him.

These are young men who are fucked up and have a desire to be cared for and loved so if you're providing this for the brother you're married to then fully expect that the other brother is probably gonna seek it out from you too eventually.

[1-800-jewon]

You know what I dislike so much?? That people say they like Cha Eunwoo but they don’t like Astro. Like girl! Where do you think his origin story is from?? You don’t believe he was always an actor right?? RIGHT??

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[freakyquest]

[twelvemonkeyswere]

not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.